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KYLE SEAGAL. MASTER OF AKIDO AND BEING BARRED FROM BUFFETS.

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This mouse thought he was being sneaky when he took a nap on Seagal's behind
How wrong he was
Birthday gift for

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seagal eating a carrot

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like he's gotta be somewhere between Silver and young Seagal

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Joe, boobie not everything is the greatest Ronda wasn’t Nunes wasn’t. You know very well head kicks are common place . Watch kickboxing, you are starting to sound like Steven Seagal

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the only celebrity project im buying from is Steven Seagal’s NFT release of Under Meat 2 Dank Territory that come with tactical sunglasses for driving at night and I won’t be taking questions at this time.

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"His original design concept was "an older Steven Seagal"." - Fate/Zero Material

Even Type Moon knows of Steven Seagal's chadness

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Decided to give DALL·E mini a spin with a few shitpost-worthy entries of my own. Th results are beautiful...

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Liam Neeson is busy churning out Taken-like movies. It's like he's invented a genre for himself and is now running the show. It's a bit like what Steven Seagal did when he decided to go direct to DVD, only the movies are better. Except Blacklight, it wasn't that great.

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Needs a Steven Seagal tier next to the nic cage one

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https://t.co/TAGEfdEQnV admiral (kancolle) steven seagal ushio (kancolle) by k2 (hibiki09)

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It's Punching Day and we're sorry to report that is Marked for Death. He's got the Steven Seagal variant. The worst kind. Doctors say the only thing that can save him is a sweet tiger jacket, and unlike this article, those aren't free.
https://t.co/vye3JcnFLg🌭

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