Just a reminder that Titty Pussy NFTs, when used as a phone background, will increase your Tinder matches by 9000%.




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I tried to mint this Titty Pussy but OpenSea swiftly contacted me and said "we can't sell that shit, the volume of offers would be too high. It would crash the site."

Need money for lawyers.


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Sorry guys, I tried to make a beautiful piece of art but ended up with another "Titty Pussy" NFT.

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Each "Titty Pussy" NFT was designed to get gangbanged in the carpark behind Costco. None of them have any morals.

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As soon as I came out the womb I wanted a beer, a cigarette and some Titty Pussy NFTs. Mum said no, so I had to make a fkn MetaMask account and shit. Do u have any idea how hard that is when you're only a few minutes old?

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Every single "Titty Pussy" NFT was hand carved by a little Tasmanian boy who got whipped until they minted or died of extreme whipatitis.
Nobody paid them.

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