As soon as I came out the womb I wanted a beer, a cigarette and some Titty Pussy NFTs. Mum said no, so I had to make a fkn MetaMask account and shit. Do u have any idea how hard that is when you're only a few minutes old?

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"Titty Pussy" NFTs are over 10,000 years old, first discovered in Ancient Mesopotamian scrimshaw. They are prophecised to one day become as valuable as the moon. If you touch one, you will suddenly enjoy pegging.

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Every single "Titty Pussy" NFT was hand carved by a little Tasmanian boy who got whipped until they minted or died of extreme whipatitis.
Nobody paid them.

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