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A six-legged list of roach diseases:
"Belly spasm. Hereafter, when you defecate, you pass roach-like, jar-shaped droppings. This symptom is incurable."
(Whenever Sharon walks past my desk she says: "GROSS LA YOU!")
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"HAUNTED PLANTAIN
When a banana goddess dies, the plants she leaves behind are orphans. Desperate for love; they trap any spirit they can touch.
In their need they consume their prisoner. They bear fruits that bleed, that taste like meat."
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"MONITORFRUIT
So-called because of its scaly skin. Dry powdery lobes, within.
Used as a remedy for food poisoning and diarrhea. Never eat more than three at a go. As a distilled concentrate it causes severe -possibly fatal- constipation."
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🚨ART SHOW ALERT🚨
Constructing Worlds is an online exhibition about building spaces "between the pre-colonial Malay archipelago and the Monsoon Region".
Featuring Malaysian projects, including #AThousandThousandIslands !
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THREE WEEKS, ON MONSOON WINDS:
Here, rice grows in blood-red paddies. Princesses romance their spears. And you should never, ever mispronounce a crocodile's name.
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