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How much does a dragon weigh?

It depends on the scales...

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2023-03-24

Trust me; necromancy is the last thing you'll need......

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2023-03-13

Why are dragons hunted by dwarves in the morning?

The early beard gets the wyrm....

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2022-12-26

Question of the Day: Is an Aarakocra Cleric also therefore a Bird of Pray?

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2022-12-01

Why do you only see dragons during the day?

Because they hate (k)nights...

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2022-09-21

The party was swallowed whole by a dragon, only to find themselves transported to a dark room...

It's dungeons in dragons....

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2022-09-18

How many Wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what they want to change it into....

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2022-06-05