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How much does a dragon weigh?

It depends on the scales...

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2023-03-24

Trust me; necromancy is the last thing you'll need......

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2023-03-13

Why are dragons hunted by dwarves in the morning?

The early beard gets the wyrm....

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2022-12-26

Question of the Day: Is an Aarakocra Cleric also therefore a Bird of Pray?

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2022-12-01

Why do you only see dragons during the day?

Because they hate (k)nights...

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2022-09-21

The party was swallowed whole by a dragon, only to find themselves transported to a dark room...

It's dungeons in dragons....

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2022-09-18

Our next 10 Trip is live! This one is for our Mini Painting events. Get 10 clicks and the 11th is on us!

Just a small way we can say thank you for your support 😍

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2022-08-27

Vial of Sticky Goo
Potion, Uncommon

“Some call this a poor mans Web spell. I call it right hilarious when you hit a wizard with a vial of this.”

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2022-08-24

Axe of the Dragon Lords
Weapon (Battleaxe) Legendary, Requires Attunement

“A weapon of ancient times, carried by beings of great power, the Dragon Lords of old were a terrifying sight to behold.”

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2022-08-23

Tonic of the Berserker
Potion, Rare

“The ferocity of the Wolfskin Clan Berserkers is a terrifying sight, a short lived, but terrifying sight.”

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2022-08-16

Ogre Heart Potion

“The tribes of Hastur drink this potion as part of their rite of manhood. The real test is how well they do in the second hour.”

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2022-08-10

Hecklers Bane

Wondrous Item, Rare, Requires Attunement

“Aye I learnt to never heckle a bard after that incident in Cafren. The hecklers head plumb just exploded!”

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2022-08-07

How many Wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what they want to change it into....

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2022-06-05

We don't like bullies at Bea DnD

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2022-05-05

Freaky Dreams BeaDnD-ers!

(Art by Maksim Vorontsov)

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2022-05-03

Good Night BeaDnD-ers. To sail between the veils of dreams, to fly to adventurous lands far off, to battle your dragons.

(Art by Petar Meseldzija)

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2022-05-02

G'night folks! Have adventuring dreams.

(Art by Zancan)

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2022-04-21

Sweet dreams BeaDnD-ers...

(Art by Manda Schank)

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2022-04-11

Sweet dreams Bea DnD-ers!

(art by Azany)

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2022-04-07

Good night Dea DnD'ers! Dream of dragons and adventure!

(Art by Justin Gerard)

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2022-04-06