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@Larloch1 @JeremyECrawford @npc_an You're fine. Just don't be that villain who brings cups and napkins to a potluck while everyone else brings expensive delicacies. Me? I'm the host so I don't need to provide anything. That's for apprentices and debtors. Someone better bring Baatezu Blood Wine though! *preen*
@Ki_Creatures Oh you precious mortal, but I do so appreciate fan art! That's a nearly appropriate array of bangles, baubles, and jeweled finery, with that perfect balance of malice and majesty that I do so ever embody. Bravo mortal! May the Lady's shadow overlook you. *preen*
@planescapefan21 @Akin_FF A risen 'loth? We yugoloths are the paragons of primal, primordial evil, predating mortals and gods alike. I refuse to acknowledge that such a thing could possibly exist, which is precisely how I feel about that stupid magic shop owner in the Lower Ward! *SCOFF*
@FuliginousS *SNEER*
I'm too good for brass. Let the efreeti have a monopoly on that trash.
Do I look like the Duke or Duchess of the Crosstrade to you mortals? No. I'm the --King-- of the Crosstrade. Thus if you wish to address me you'll be sure to get the address correct with "Your Majesty" or "Your Fiendish Majesty".
There's a hungry mezzoloth in a closet otherwise.
@ClickFlint @HollyConrad @ChrisPerkinsDnD Mortal you can wait patiently for the other mortal to tell their tale that includes me. I won't spoil it, though -obviously- I know. Plus, making you wait to learn that answer of course increases the net amount of multiversal suffering, so as a 'loth that's how it goes. *preen*
@Akin_FF 12) I'm certainly not telling you what feats I have. I think it foolish of you to assume however that my feats are static in any capacity. Me? Play by the rules? *LAUGH*
@elysianechoes Baernaloths bless me yes, my ego is just ridiculous isn't it? It's a beautiful thing. Just like me.