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King of the Crosstrade, Speaker of the Mutual Trade Consortium, Sigil's Best Arcanaloth, Razorvine-Crowned Future Oinoloth, & My Dresses Are Worth More Than You

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One day post Father's Day, let's just say that I may or may not still be waiting on a card from Kylie the Tout.

*preen*

0 13
2021-06-22

It's Father's Day. I'm holding the identity of any putative father-figure for myself close to my chest for secrecy's sake, and personal safety.

But! Me being me, any skilled and charismatic followers of mine? I will happily be your Daddy.

*preen*

2 15
2021-06-21

Villain tip:

Wear illusory clothes to a meeting and, with your eyes, dare attendees with true seeing to say a single word or even glance at what they're not allowed to. The King is wearing no clothes, but Oinoloth help you if you state that.

*preen*

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2021-06-16

The greatest thing about the Infinite Staircase aren't the portals, it's that if you time it right and kick someone at the top of a landing, they'll keep falling down the stairs forever!

Well, at least until they die. But eternal tumbly corpse! *preen!*

3 15
2021-06-09

Giving a Sensate a vial of bottled memories of a dead hero, which also then causes permanent anosmia. Oh the struggle on their face considering the risk/benefit with their faction ideology!

Yeah, it doesn't have any bottled memories.

Bottoms up! *preen*

0 8
2021-06-05



No sir, we absolutely do not allow you to bring in a sphere of annihilation during the all you can eat buffet. We don't make exceptions for members of the Doomguard either.

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2021-05-27



Those times when you have to explain to the McOinoloth's manager that "No sir, I didn't kill that man in the corner booth. Everyone I've murdered this shift I've packed away in the walk in cooler per the employee handbook!"

3 14
2021-05-26



Sir? We here at McOinoloth's are contractually obligated to tell you that we will not poison your dinner guests.

But meet me behind the dumpster after my shift and me and the crew will happily work something out.

*preen*

2 13
2021-05-25

Oh bless the Father/Mother baernaloths!

I tasked Estavan to procure some rare spices from a domain in and he actually did it! Good luck getting out of there now sucker! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*PREEN*

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2021-05-21