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Bugbat here at opening round of SNAIL CHECKERS! Delicious game of the big minds and clever thinkin! Only the smartest, sneakiest gob can take the prize, so trickery encouraged! Here's Slarp Skullsniff representing blue team, him using classic decoy in the audience play! Go Slarp!
@QuixoticSamio and I drew the party keeping a half-boiled Abhuman from biting my head off with a helpful gnome using Tasha's Hideous Laughter to engage it's primal brain with something all primates find funny.
No squishin, it far too cute! Gave it a big ol smooch, a frog of quality! https://t.co/AItyNZ0aOz
Frogbottom here, hey guys check it out. It's a frog. On a log. Hehehehe.
@KarltheGoblin @Goblnm @MrClasky @ArcTec45108007
Happy birthday Karl! You survived another cave year! The spidercake has been sent in for a very lucky fella. May your Madcaps always send your flail in the right direction!
(Even if you not drawn you invited)
@HolyCaGnolli @123456789blaaa
He did both plans, it was amazin! Seagull bits rainin down on well scared humans, excellent prank. Wish I could have tasted some of the fried bird but they had to run away well fast before the guards came. https://t.co/WSaNlODBof
Back in our cave from trip, time to start reportin on quality goblin happenings! Met Snifflewog who found a really weird bomb near a human town. It tick sometimes but he not quite sure how to make it go boom. He even tried settin fire to one of the metal wicks. Any ideas?
Spider Devil was really friendly! Frogbottom was still a bit spooked about meetin him so he out somewhere playin with moths. He say people what get extra arms added count of more as a prank so they go to regular hell. He also tell us secret, spiders hide naughty stuff in cocoons! https://t.co/eSlFkx0GHN