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Having skipped over Hoenn games in the past and dropping off the anime somewhere in the middle of Johto as a kid, I missed out on Buff Brofessor Birch.
This Highly-Hued Hydra says: “Roygeebiv! Roygeebiv! ROYGEEBIV!” 🌈 🐉
This Obstructed Ouroboros says: “Mmm mmf mmmf mmf mm mm mmf!!” ♾🐉
This Grinning Gremlin says: “I LOVE to break things apart from the inside out, ESPECIALLY if it puts others in danger... maybe I should get into politics.” 🔧✈️
This Cockamamie Cockatrice says: “I’m a sneaky snake AND a colossal chicken... maybe I should get into politics.” 🐓🐍
This Mesmerizing Medusa says: “Hey, wow, you’re not gonna believe this, but my hair is, in fact, actually made of snakes.” 🐍💈
First game, favorite game, favorite Pokemon, favorite trainer! #PokemonDay https://t.co/ncCYxLQ4E8
This Lovelorn Lich says: “Roses are red. Violets are blue. Give me your IMMORTAL SOUL.” 💀💝
These Gnormal Gnomes say: “Gnot much going on with us gnowadays. Gnothing worth mentioning, at least. We’re pretty mellow by gnature.”
This Merperson Berserker (Merserker) screams: “FISH PUNS!” 🔨 🧜