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This Potion-Seller says: “Don’t worry, my potions aren’t TOO strong, traveller.” 🧪🥘
This Halfling Rogue (a Robbit) says: “12th breakfast or 9th lunch or whatever.” 💰🗡
I forgot what miserable jerks the seven dwarfs are in Ventus’s story.
Ven: “Hi.” 👋
Grumpy: “WE HATE YOU.”
This Bored Elf says: “Yeah, sure, archery or whatever.” 🧝🏹
@Sonic9jct I’m... not sure, actually?? You would think that by now we would have seen either one eat a burger or something, but I can’t really recall anything like that.
Even that recent image showing the bros eating lunch has a meat-free sandwich and pepperoni-free pizza.
The Holiday Time Specters say: “On that cold winter’s night long ago, we helped Ebenezer Scrooge become a kinder, more generous man! ...and no one else. Just Scrooge. Only Scrooge. And thus capitalism continued to reign unabated for another 173 years.
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Merry Christmas!” 🕯🍷💀
Using only pics on your phone, build an adventure party
(They may not be balanced, but they’re nice to look at) https://t.co/be5izXdqGT
Billiam the Blue-Antler Reindeer says: “Things did not improve after Rudolph. Santa just uses fog lights now and I am relentlessly mocked day in and day out with no repercussions.” 🦌
Snowy the Snowball says: “If I constantly make myself the butt of self-mocking jokes then nobody else has the chance to make fun of me.” ☃️