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"at least now there's the potential to live life as a dog," thought jack. "phew."
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Another King Kong, the real one, sighed as he threw yet another biography over the edge of the Empire State building. "Even the large print editions of these books are far too small for my giant hands," he muttered.
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i once knew a woman who shook her head when she heard stories like this, smh
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well i can only remember 10 or so eponymous things at a time, so sorry DUNBAR
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girl are you a smart speaker because i really feel like you're listening to me like all the time
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remix utahraptor is MORE than willing to get jiggy with ANY amount of it
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i just can't get over how he's a gorilla but he still wears a hat, don't judge me, i assure you i've already judged myself PLENTY
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and they delivered it VERY quickly, moving so fast as to be invisible
it is the consensus of most that you should read this comic about consensus reality
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t-rex and the big blunder and the small screwup and the medium-sized mess
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