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to inspirational, and therefore mitigated, successes
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if you are finding out about an alleged secret through a mass market paperback, odds are it's not PROBABLY not really a secret
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Waluigi and Forgettable 18th Century American President William Henry Harrison blinked. "One room?!" blustered Harrison. "Surely you can find another!" "Waugh," said Waluigi.
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the spookiest story ever told... IN SIX PANELS
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The kilogram is being redefined away from "a hunk of metal" which means two things: your plans to heist the kilogram are FOILED, and also, this comic is now out of date!!
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i could count the number of ghosts i've seen on one hand. i could count them on one hand, under a full moon, in an abandoned graveyard, where there once stood a house that burned down 30 years ago this very night. i could do that
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to be fair a place where a skeleton gives you pizza would appeal to approximately 100% of the population
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