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I grew up thinking I'd mean something. A part of a team. The guy who's not the leader, not the joker, but the supportive one. The guy you can lean on.
It didn't happen.
We both had the same idea…
But I might just be too late.
Me: Power’s on the fritz.
Manager: Don't worry, I can fix it.
Everyone: No you can't.
*10 seconds and 1 scream later*
…
Manager: No, I can’t.
Dude just yelled at me because I took five seconds to replace the receipt paper.
In other news I hate everything.
When you're late for work and you haven't eaten so you cram every calorie into your mouth you can find.
This is adulting, right?
Anime story idea:
When an angel finds fame on Twitch, people think they’re just another vTuber.
As their audience grows, the angel finds funny and endearing methods fighting to prove they're more than just pixels.
Everyone's enjoying the sun…
And I'm wasting my life at the Convenience Store.
I used to talk with my mom all the time
but then I dropped out of college
and it's not been the same.
I love my mom…
I just wish I knew how to tell her that.
Demon Slayer will be the Dragon Ball of this generation.
Change my mind.
Him: That's not right.
Her: MATH IS MATH!
Me: … I'll come back later.