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This scientist says she's got a secret weapon to defeat the Kaiju!
They say if you really love someone you'll let them go. But I think it's about space.
Love wanes if you're too far. It chokes if you're too close.
Maybe that's why friends that fall in love make it work so well.
They know the right distance.
This was for her.
… Joyce was one of the best things to happen to me.
But I was the worst thing to happen to her.
Loverboy just won't quit.
She's got bigger things to worry about than your two-week anniversary or whatever.
Just give it up, man.
The Manager owns a purification wand somehow. This is a win.
But he’ll only give it to me if I help him practice “speed dating.”
… this is not a win.
"Maybe she's just not into you…"
I said it for his protection, not for me.
He came in looking for Joyce, wondering why she hadn't replied.
Go… team… !
Now that Joyce is safe and secure I can keep looking for a cure.
Gonna lie down first tho.
BUT FAIL MY TESTS, EDWARD, AND THIS SHALL BE YOUR PUNISHMENT.
LOCKED IN THE CONBINI FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL.
…
SO DON'T MESS IT UP.
^_^