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EDWARD.
WHY ACT CONFUSED WHEN YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?
YOU KNOW HAVE SQUANDERED YOUR GIFT AND SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE. BUT I AM MERCIFUL.
NOW THE MACHINATIONS OF YOUR IMAGINATION SHALL BE USED AGAINST YOU, SO YOU MIGHT BECOME MORE THAN…. THIS.
She came at me. I shut the door just in time.
Now I'm chewing my nails in the bathroom stall trying to process the fact that my best friend tried to eat me.
I thought it was impossible. I ignored the warnings. You were right.
My anime story ideas are coming to life.
Man 1: Here comes the FLAMING FIST of DRAGON FURY!!!
Man 2: HAHA! You will fall before my KICK of a MILLION MIDNIGHTS!!!
Me: what cringe is this?
SOMETHING IS VERY WEIRD.
I swear to god my nose will not stop bleeding.
Doctors, nurses, medical people, please tell me what the hell is going on?
Am I legit dying?!
Sometimes you've got to say goodbye to your dreams.
Once, I poured all my ideas into this book. I thought it was evidence I'd be a writer.
Now I know I was just hiding from the real world.
Bumped into my old college professor at work.
He looked…disappointed in me.
And he said, "So what's next Eddie? How do you plan to get out of here?"
My co-worker made me this.
Even though it's cringy as hell… I can't help but love it.
I found the little guy on a cereal box.
Think I will name him Gilbert.
Gilbert won't abandon me.
He loves me.