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Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie!
Patrick, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
Nice try, SquarePants, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle...where’s the Seanut Brittle?
[laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Patrick.
[gasp] I know what I want to do today!
[Happy 13th Anniversary to arguably some of SpongeBob’s greatest rivals]
What's that? It's Squidward. What's he doing here? "Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams." What a baby.
Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
SpongeBob, you will be mine! *evil laughter*
♪Letters of the alphabet, A-B-C♪
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♪*evil music*♪
*evil laughter*
Hello friends. Enjoying the outside world?
What’chall doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?
Oh living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me.