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Mango spent all of their money buying a pair of thigh highs, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
Shadow and Mushroom Stew both got arrested for breaking into the White House
Tadatomo was eliminated by an exceedingly deadly force after touching bodypillows that belonged to Tiberius without permission
Vivian was executed in a muslim country for selling drugs to Nick Wilde
August was recorded punching Sashka on the face for having an opinion
J. Glacier sold their house to buy a stolen fursuit, now they will head out to the White House and ask if they can live there.