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Seasalt has contracted smallpox, and the only cure is a true love kiss from Jason!
Orwich has contracted the PathOwOgen, and the only cure is a true love kiss from Cherry!
Netsuko uploaded a picture to Twitter where poop was spotted in the background
SHOCKING!: Vester recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with Nick Wilde, Stinky Kit, and Eray!
Marshall started a cooking channel on YouTube! Their first dish: RGB lighting with a cringe poster sauce. It was swarmed with dislikes.
Tachanka has been detained for stealing dog food off of Seasalt at Club Amorous; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Wrenchy: I got attacked on the street by members of the Furry Fandom for being white, now I need help paying the hospital bills and the purchase of a Chipps butt mousepad