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Vix spent all of their money buying fursuits, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
D0ntae was abducted by the Furry Fandom for 'live tests on a furry specimen'
Torch and Static both got arrested for selling poop on the black market
Colleh has defeated the CEO of Racism, not because they disliked racism, but because they wanted (and succeeded in getting) the title for themselves
Nover has publicly endorsed Prof. Smok for President of the United States in 2024!
Arcane sold their house to buy a 3D printed gun, now they will head out to the Sewers and ask if they can live there.
It might have started as a fight, but it certainly ended with Jackie and Toast making out in public!