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Agar deleted all their social media accounts and disappeared for good. 'The haram ending'
Comet has been detained for stealing jockstraps off of Checkered at VR Chat; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Aayden suspects the White House is haunted by the dead ghost of Seasalt
Suds's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Lacey, stood there, using a cheesegrater against their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!
The Rat Man is holding Xanther hostage, and they say: 'I want a million hard drugs or else I'll end them!'
ProTayToe suspects Drex is behind the bomb detonation that killed 30 at the MFF Sky Bridge