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❝. . .!?❞
❝Aaaahhh!! What gives!? I look just like Risky Boots! Or maybe I'm a ghost? Risky!! Psst!!❞
❝Am I invisible!?❞
❝Good morning, Scuttle Town! It's time for another great day--..❞
❝Hang on, why's my voice sound so funny?❞
@RevengeOfRisky ❝Shucks, Risky.. sorry.❞
❝But hey! The Tinkerbats went all out! I didn't even know these flavors of monster milk existed.❞
❝The strawberry is really yummy, and my damage? Doubled, just like the normal stuff.❞
@Edgelord_Genie ❝Y--yikes.. my heart's beating so fast..❞
A low sigh punctuates her lips as she regains herself, her heel tapping along to its pulse throughout.
❝Let's get you into bed so I can go figure this out. But first.. yoink.❞ Off comes Risky's gear.
@Edgelord_Genie — hold of her pillow. With a brief pivot on her heels, she whiplashes it about her side in a broad swing, hoping to put Nega down for naptime.
❝Sorry, sis! Lights out! ...Yah!!❞
@Edgelord_Genie ❝S-snap out of it!❞
With practiced footwork, she pirouettes away from Nega's untrained swings of her scimitar almost effortlessly.
❝Cool it! Don't make me have to fight back!❞
@Edgelord_Genie ❝yEEP-! What's gotten into you!?❞
She's forced to spring out of bed and into a cartwheel across the room.
❝Okay, seriously, what's going on?❞
@KoopaTyrantHime @TinyTyrantKoopa 'Yeah, but it was a total let down. All that happened was my harem pants got a little poofier.'
@TinyTyrantKoopa @KoopaTyrantHime 'Do I get a say in this? Who would buy a game about me going grocery shopping?'
'Besides, I'm already half-genie and half-human, so there's no room for princess or turtle.'
@DragonBeachBabe ❝What, you mean Mario? He went on a vacation once and had a GREAT time!❞
❝...After he got arrested and had to clear his name.❞