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@Dumbass4Hire ❝Bolo!!❞
❝Are you crazy!? Do you know how long I'm going to get grounded over this!?❞
@RevengeOfRisky — simple ball-in-a cup. After several cringe inducing bounces upon the rim, she interjects, and joins her palm with Risky affectionately, their fingers lacing beneath the net.
❝Here. On the count of three, lets do 'the swing.' Like on a playground! The string'll do the work.❞
@RevengeOfRisky when theres ball-in-a-cup? You just toss the ball, catch it in the cup, dump it out of the cup, toss it, and catch it in the cup again.❞
❝The ball is on a string and attached to the cup, so theres no worry if you dont catch the ball in the cup.❞
❝You can change the weather!? Just like that??❞
❝Wow, no more beating the heat— or being stuck in my blanket burrito in the winter. Makes my own personal invention feel really lame.❞ https://t.co/EDPuRBGMSI
❝Neato! Come to think of it, I’ve never seen you getting up to any tinkering.❞
❝Besides the giant machines of doom, anyway.. Got anything we can use around the lighthouse?❞ https://t.co/sKaUsB2wDL
@JVandFrens ❝Been there. I'm almost jealous. When I put one of those things on my noggin, all I got were poofier pants.❞
@Edgelord_Genie ❝Ah, the usual! Typical post-game repetitive quests.❞
@SkyHighWarrior ❝The whistle? The.. whistle.. Oh, shoot, it's been a while.❞
In typical T-rated fanservice, Shantae pats herself down, briefly jostling her tube top in search of the whistle.
❝Yep! Right here. We'll be looking at the rest of the concept art before the day is out.❞
@CrowNefarious ❝You're just making my job harder! Come on, this is B-List villainy.❞
❝You might as well be jaywalking or putting recyclables in the trash. Lame.❞
@CutestZombieGal ❝Like a million gems, but, back up a sec. I.. Looked comfortable?❞
❝What's that supposed to mean?❞