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@FuckOffRidley ❝You too? Say it ain't so!❞
❝You're supposed to take my side here. I was your spirit in Smash!❞
❝Some of you are being serious Debbie Downers. And the rest of you? Negative Nelly's, if you ask me!❞
❝Not every trip I go on has to be some plot device to start a new platforming action adventure game!❞
@LesEnfantsSolid ❝Aw, but aren't you like, a super sleuth? It's supposed to be impossible for you to get got.❞
❝Especially when the baddies in your games fall for that cardboard box gag.❞
@Edgelord_Genie ❝Oahehe! Bring it in, bring it in! We finally have a date~!❞
@SusanCoochLover ❝Aw, c'mon, there's no way I fall for that twice..❞
@VarleyShutIn Hey everyone. Shantae here.
So, you're probably wondering how I got GAME OVER.
@SolardooA ❝Well, sure, when you put it that way; ANYTHING could happen.❞
❝Don't be such a debbie downer!❞
❝So, let me get this straight.. My new game is about taking a vacation?❞
❝And finally meeting Half-Genies that are just like me? Sign me UP! What could possibly go wrong?!❞
@DivineIntern Nuh-uh! Wait till you get a load of my new portraits.
I go from Saturday morning cartoon to a 'your first anime' look.
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