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but hey back to john, he is absolutely WRECKING SHOP RIGHT NOW thanks to all his new gear!!
GET THEIR ASSES JOHN
he also manages to reach the top of his house and enter thru a mysterious portal, which is where this animation ends...
the letter from john's grandma was written by her sprite form, not while she was alive. which raises SO many questions to me about what\how\why do the families know and how did this book get to become so old in the past and..... ugh, time travel
it took some doing, and there were maybe one or two slight hangups along the way, but with dave's help rose is able to gain her mystical object that will allow her to survive the impending meteor strike
HOORAY
anyway john's birthday present to jade arrived right on time for her birthday! ...several years ago
so it seems his thoughtful present indicative of his knowledge of and care for her interests, are what inspired those very same interests
rose has been helping john build up his house so he can ascend to his ultimate goal of [vague magical thing i don't entirely understand]
she's doing a rly good job, it looks sick. i'd live here
dave and his bro square off for a final round, and dave predictably gets his ass beat. but while he may have lost the battle, he's won the war in a way bcuz his bro gives him the sburb copies
also dave's bro has sci-fi tech cuz ofc he does
also also tobert pog
inspired by the successful experiment with creating the pogo hammer, and all the new grist he got from the ogre fight, john decides to rly go hard on experimenting with the item fusion mechanic
he ends up making some pretty sweet gear