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"No one could ignore the ruckus made at the end of the bar by this unruly drummer. No matter how hard they tried...
Also, he broke my window. If you are looking for him, I'll give you 25g to kick his ass."
-Findlo, Innkeep of The Hound's Meadhall
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"After centuries of meditation and study, psionic warriors of the far realms discovered how to infuse weapons with their unique form of magics. The quiet fury of a psionic blademaster is something to fear."
-Ralum Oremane, Professor of Cultural Magics, Eclipse Academy.
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Paladin: I appreciate that you are wanting to help, but you are being rather insensitive.
Rogue: What do you mean? Cleanliness is a luxury and I'm giving it out like candy!
Paladin: That doesn't mean it's okay to bath bomb everyone poorer than you on sight.
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Druid: I get how powerful this weapon is, but seriously! Inside of a temple guarded by a sphinx, behind an army of fighting statues, and 3 riddles, inside a volcano? I think your goddess is paranoid.
Cleric: That's rude, don't call her paranoid! Even if it's true...
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"Truth begets truth."
A darker item that I think would work as a villain's mcguffin for how they know so much about the party or current plots. Also works as a cool reward to an inquisitive player at the right table.
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Artificer: I'm happy to keep making these feather fall coins, but couldn't you just aim better?
Ranger: LOOK, sometimes you think 'literally anywhere would be better than in front of a demon' but you don't see the pit behind you. It's an easy mistake to make, okay?!
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Druid: Where did ya'll go last night?
Cleric: I have no idea, but my head hurts and I guess I have a new tattoo. Do you happen to read Abyssal?
Druid: Yeah, it say "Best Friends Forever: Cleric x Grazzt". Seems like you had fun!
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"The path to Lichdom is dangerous. This locket is only a failed phylactery, but still maintains its ability to use life as a resource. Tread carefully, using this will only end in tragedy."
- Archmage Liden, Head of Artifice at the Solare Lyceum
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Druid: Are you sure it's safe for me to Call Lightning on you?
Rogue: Yeah, it wont hurt too bad, I just need to recharge my glove.
Cleric: That seems like a dangerous way to store spells, but let me grab snacks, I want to watch you get struck by lightning!
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Sorcerer: Hear me out - We put one in a volcano and carry the other around with us. If we ever get into a rough spot, just open it up and everything dies!
Paladin: We've already agreed, no more lava stuff. It went really poorly last time we tried to use it.
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