Jesse McNameeさんのイラストまとめ

Paladin: You need to stop using that robe to sneak out of meetings.

Sorcerer: Oh come on, they're so boring! Besides, all the plans we make always get abandoned immediately! Our best work is when we had to think on our feet.

Pally: You aren't wrong, but it's still rude!

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Cleric: Isn't ripping a hole in the planes a lot of damage for a grappling hook? There might be side-effects, right?

Rogue: Dunno, but unless you have another way in this window, I'm going to deal whatever extra-planer damage I need to do to get in there.

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Rogue: No, I get it, its a new and fancy now, but can you please aim away from where I am? The light messed up my sneaking.

Ranger: I never know where you are in a fight.

Rogue: Good point. I guess I am too damn good at my job. Please continue then!

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Druid: Ugh, why does it feel like I just got Blight'd?

Barbarian: Ow... I just told that beetle thing to say hi to you and it blew up on us.

Wizard: This is why I always tell you to wait until I prep Identify before messing with stuff! Also, can be healed?

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Wizard: Why is your go to plan always to jump out of a window?

Rogue: Has is ever not worked? It means I always have a plan!

Barbarian: She has a point, she does collected things that assist in her window-jumping ways.

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Rogue: But why didn't they have a name?

Pally: Because it didn't matter who they were. They were heroes even if no one knew their name.

Sorcerer: The shield didn't steal their name though right?

Pally: Would it kill you all to have a bit of respect?

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Rogue: No, but seriously, I need to cast this fireball before we head out.

Druid: We're in a city, don't fireball again!

Rogue: I can't counterspell this mage we are hunting unless the glove is empty.

Cleric: We are going to get arrested again aren't we?

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Rogue: So can you fix a broken leg or not?

Cleric: Yeah, but I gotta know, what's the point of landing on your feet if you still take fall damage?

Rogue: I don't know, it just happens and its cool like 90% of the time!

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Fighter: This weapon feels gross, like hitting someone with a spine.

Wizard: It's a magic weapon, just because it was built around a spine doesn't mean it still is one! Wearing leather isn't the same as wearing skin, right?

Fighter: You aren't helping...

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Bard: Anyway, here's Wonderwall!

Cleric: Saying that every time doesn't make it funny! Just block the hallway already or I'll feed you to the yuan-ti myself!

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