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When hunting monsters, having an alchemist friend can always ensure you are prepared.
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A great warrior and philosopher once said to be like water, ever changing and flowing. I might not be able to mold myself to any container, but I can at least mold my weapon for any battle.
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Can't really think of anything clever to go here, I just wanted to add some cup ramen to my #dnd world.
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Archmage: It's not exactly a 'Tiny Hut' like you were assigned, but I'll admit that this impressive.
Student: Thanks, I think I really understood this one, proud of myself.
Archmage: Good job! I've seen enough, how do we return to normal?
Student: Oh...
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A good merchant is equal parts trusting and paranoid. Sometimes the person who walks into your shop might be looking to trade in more than gold, and it's good to have something gives you a bit of heads up without having to ask those uncomfortable questions.
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A vampire-themed set of armor, for players who want a bit of hemomancy in their life. Or if you just want #Castlevania season 3.
Cleric: "That does not seem sanitary. Or ethical..."
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Sometimes clues to an adventurers quest to find their long lost parent are with them the whole time.
Rogue: How did you do that?
Cleric: I don't know, but I feel like I both understand and have questions about my father...
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Wizard: So with this, I'll never be without a spellbook again!
Cleric: But what if you forget to wear the amulet?
Wizard: *𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨*
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Archmage: Touch the ceiling, that was that assignment. A simple task, move up 10ft using a self-made magic object. And you managed to do it in the most inefficient and dangerous way possible. It's almost impressive.
Student: So is that a C, C-?
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Bard: Hey, where's the hangover cure?
Wizard: You mean a decent nights sleep and some water?
Bard: No, the nymph sand hourglass we stole from Lord Arlen
Paladin: You 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕?
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