Parody Kryten: Trying Blueskyさんのイラストまとめ

#GoodFriday - although not so good for Mr Jesus, *allegedly* crucified on a Friday in 33 AD! Hmm. All in all, today's been a bit of a bummer!

We're long overdue casting an admiring 579 (or "eye" - if you're human) at another exemplary #RedDwarfPoster via @PosterSpy - this mechnificent piece by KSIllustration, has something of an "I, Robot" vibe about it. I like it! 👌🏻 #RedDwarf

#InternationalDayOfHappiness and I discover I'm completely out of my favourite fabric softener: Fluff™! You couldn't write it could you, sirs, ma'ams! (Except for just then, when I wrote it... Hmm. I didn't really think this tweet through did I?) **Message ends**

Take a look at this... Oh, isn't it just superb?! Mr @mikegiblinart has really captured that super contented, I've-just-finished-a-big-pile-of-ironing expression hasn't he? 👌🏻 #RedDwarf

Saturday night descaling the insides of the washing machine. Hardcore. Party on dudes! 🤘🏻 ...Don't believe me?! Here's Frank a couple of hours ago... and look at him now! He's cleaner than a nun's video collection! Boy what a night! #SaturdayNight

It's the moment you've all been waiting for... well, some of you... well, one of you - maybe! The final poll to find your favourite series of #RedDwarf - who will be your Champion of Smeg? Your final three are: Series III, IV and V!...

Happy Monday... said no one - EVER! #MondayMotivation

You bought me Lynx Africa - again?!?

I see that the unnecessarily chirpy festive TV advertisements, with their repetitive repertoire of yuletide tunes and abundance of fake snow, have started in earnest, oh goody.......... #ChristmasAds

It's Friday, I'm feeling badass and I don't give a smeg! #FridayFeeling