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callback to a time when a strange man could pop out of a bush wearing a trenchcoat and full-face mask and the teenage boy he'd "just like to talk with" just thinks it's weird
idk about other people, but if i ever propositioned my wife like this and she responded with "well, there's nothing on tv i like, so sure, just let me do the dishes first," I would feel like she's not really into it
identity crisis ends way too quickly and i always forget that Peter manages to sort everything out by using a fake identity to lie about finding evidence that exonerates him of the crimes norman framed him for. then he immediately drops the new identities and no one is suspicious
"Hydro-Man? That loser in the black t-shirt?" coming from MJ is especially funny to me because I still think of Hydro-Man in the 90s animated series context as "creepy obsessive ex-boyfriend of MJ's" before I remember that's not canon
Pete and MJ making out under a disco ball to "In The Navy" at a toga party is the kind of college fun that did not happen nearly enough in all the other times Pete was in college