𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

In 1954 the Queen’s Own Regiment of Shindiggers, a predominately marsupial unit of werekangaroo troops serving in the Australian Wayoutback, valiantly defended the neighbouring Pyramids of Tutankylie & Djason, but the ancient antipodean edifices were disintegrated by necroplasm.

In 1995 both a prestigious Queen’s Award For Industry & the ‘Product Of The Year’ (Bar Snacks Category) were awarded to Jeanie Todd, matriarch of the Guild of Barbers, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestickmakers, for masterminding a 964% rise in sales of deep-fried Longpork Scratchings.

In 1974 tragedy struck Idaho with carved hooves when binding spells failed on the Magic Merry-Go-Round at Wilbury’s Travelling Circus.

An entire herd of enchanted wooden horses broke their bonds & escaped.

During the resulting stampede 694 people died from crushing & splinters.

Midwynter, the county town of Wynterset, is home to Saint Porcelain’s Dolls Hospital.
Although most patients are admitted with minor injuries requiring nothing more than stitches or the treatment of a broken arm, the secure psychiatric ward houses dolls who have severely cracked.

In 1866 the newly built Canineite monastery on London’s Isle of Dogs was burnt to the ground amidst violent scenes of looting & pillaging when an attack was launched by a dragon-headed catamaran filled with Viking werecats who were drunk on catnip & hellbent on piratical plunder.

In 1965 Latoyota Jillson was delighted with the skirt her mother bought her, but horrific tragedy struck.
The garment was infested with metamorphungoid spores.
The unlucky girl swiftly began mutating as her legs burrowed into the lawn, where she rooted & became a metamushroomoid.

In 1969 the WHY NOT ME
help group met to aid nonvictims to come to terms with not having been abducted by aliens.

Distraught nonabductees suffer low self-esteem due to not having been chosen for experimentation & struggle to understand why they were not good enough to be probed.

In 1871 an owl & a cat went to sea in stolen boat, taking honey & money, wrapped in a £5 note. They tricked a pig into selling a gold ring for 12p & bribed a turkey to perform an illegal wedding.
Soon the country was overrun with their offspring, leading to the Great Cull of 1897

In 1953 the battlehardened ladies of the Queen's Own Regiment Of Bloodmothers, loyal to her majesty Boadicea Boddiceripper, fought a brave campaign against invading Martian forces, despite the threat of necroplasmic rays from the merciless saucers hovering in the sky above Anglia

In 1957 men tried to look like the gyrating King of Rock & Roll.

For most this meant slicked hair, jeans & mumbling
“Fank yu veri mutch”

But one fan used Elven changeling magic to try to transform completely.

The spell failed.

He became a very bad Elvish Presley impersonator.