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In 1958 the American Navy Destroyer the USS Mimsy received multiple sonar readings while cruising through the Barbados Pentagram.
Lookouts using binoculars & telescopes were unable to make visual contact with anything unusual in the area.

Then the Giant Invisible Squid attacked.

When Eyeless Eyes Are Smiling,
During Dark Rites Of Spring,
There’s A Lilt Of Mouthless Laughter,
As Fallen Angels Sing.

When Darkest Souls Are Weeping,
All The World Seems Black & Grey,
For When Eyeless Eyes Are Smiling,
They Will Steal Your Heart Away.

While little is known of the whiskery ancestry of Coney the Barbarian, historians who study the djinnealogical records of numerous tribes of MediEvil Bunnies believe he may have been a descendant of the 5th C. werewarlord who created his own bloody werehare empire, Genghis Coney.

In 1236 the partly-clockwork Knights of Cyburgundy attempted to halt the MediEvil Bunnies under Coney the Barbarian’s command.

But the wily wererabbit deployed a host of werehare’s armed with slings loaded with lodestones.

The Cybergundians were magnetised.

Then slaughtered.

In 1235 the wererabbit & werehare forces of Coney the Barbarian laid siege to the heavily fortified castle of the Margrave of Glockenspiel.
Feeling safe behind stone walls over 12ft thick, the nobleman overlooked the tunnelling ability of the MediEvil Bunnies & paid a grim price.

The bloodsoaked pages of The Book of the MediEvil Bunnies are filled with the gruesomely violent history of the terrible wars fought by an unspeakably savage invader who trod Europe’s bejewelled thrones beneath his bloody paws — The wererabbit known only as,
Coney the Barbarian.

As any xenobiologist will tell you, most UFO sightings take place at Easter.

It is theorised the mysterious ovoids seen in our skies may be solar powered, due to their habit of hovering sunny side up, but as yet no one knows the true nature of these unidentified frying objects.

Across the world Easter brings the joy of freshly laid chocolate eggs.
Birds such as the Cocoachuff
Milky Barn Owl
Cadburythrush
Hersheyhawk
Cream Ouzel
Curlywurleycurlew
Fredowigeon
& Chocolatepecker
are all closely monitored by birdwatching members of the US Audubonbon Society.

In 1867 saw calls from the Royal Ornithological Club to introduce strict limits on the number of eggs from elephant-eating الرُخّ birds allowed to be collected at Easter, amid fears that the popularity of XXXXXXL omelettes & roast Roc chicks would cause the population to plummet.

In 1326 Celandine Gruberschnitzel invented the first whale-powered commercial submarine.

Its maiden voyage beneath the now evaporated Sea of Vienna was somewhat marred by the craft straying too close to the infamous Viennese Whirlpool & the resultant drowning of all passengers.