𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

In 1988 the Unnatural History Museum displayed what was thought by Egypsocktologists to be the mounted mummified remains of King Psockmonkhymen, Ruler of the Lower Toe Nile.
Unfortunately before fibre analysis confirmed the supposition, it escaped, slaughtering 87.3 museum staff.

Run
Run from me
Soon you will be
Under the sea
In a batwinged
Octopus-Thing’s garden
Filled with shades
He’ll suck you in
Blood
Bone
& Skin
Then watch you harden
Once your flayed
You won’t like to be
Down in R’yleh
Under the sea
In Cthulhu’s garden
Where wet dead dreams are made

In 1987 devotees of Role Playing Games such as ‘Chambers&Chimeras’,
‘Vaults&Vampires’ &
‘Prisons&Primates’ organised a mass Bible Burning amid fears that innocent readers of the supposedly “harmless” text were being brainwashed into believing psychologically harmful fantasies.

One of the bloodiest World Records in the 5-10 Age Group was set in 1934 by Madame Lucretzia’s Unkindagarten Class.
Their impressive death toll included victims slain by mazzatello, immurement, disembowelment, crucifixion, elephant, keelhauling, scaphism, blood-eagle & hedgehogs.

In 1734 a failed rebellion against Satan lead by Astaroth, Archduke of Hell, led to the deportation of 13,616 dæmons who were expelled from the underworld & cast up from the pit.

Being at a bit of a loose end, many went into politics & the rest invented the advertising industry.

1947 marked the death of Rumpold Shrinkskin the Cornish Shrunkinmonger.
Collectors of the small possessed manikins known as Shrunks or Shrunkins, made from the shrunken corpses of sacrificial victims, were relieved the tradition was continued by Shrinkskin’s niece, Labia Shrivel.

In 1962 an exhibition of work by the Dutch post-impressionist Vincent van Shoggogh was held at Pickman’s Gallery in Boston.
Having spent years impersonating wooden posts, Vincent became famous for paintings fuelled by his eldritch insanity, such as “The Thing In The Starry Night”

In 1936 clairvoyant inventor Dr Pineal Phog revelationised entertainment with his development of Psychic TV, which broadcast in 3D thanks to his pioneering 3rd Eye TelepathiVision sets.

Initially all programmes were silent, until he began marketing Phog-Brain (tm) 3rd Earphones.

In 1923 Dr Pineal Phog developed a revolutionary new method of psychic communication to allow telepathic messages to be sent over great distances using his patented Brain-Phog Interface.
He went on to form a telepathicommunications company & began marketing the first 3rdEyephone.

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