𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

In 2014 an undercover film crew discovered that for decades large companies had tricked the public into believing they outsourced customer helplines to overseas call centres, when in fact they had all been employing one single chimpanzee with a 32k RAM PC to deal with all calls.

In 1997 hapless drug smuggler Hans Van der Bandicoot suffered embarrassment & discomfort when he attempted to retrieve an illicit package hidden internally.
Unable to get a grip on the slippery shipment he reached up further & further inside himself until the inevitable happened.

Nelly Trump was the greatest therianthropic blackjack player of the 1960s
Yet this pachyderm of cards was often ignored by those who refused to acknowledge the wereelephant in the room.
When one famous casino denied her entry, she broke the bank at Monte Carlo.
By sitting on it.

In 1953 the Martian Warpmind focused its necroplasmic bombardment upon Osaka & Geneva.

Japanese warrior-priests & Swiss military chocolatiers formed an alliance under the command of Shogun Shota ‘Shotgun’ Schlappi, who died heroically in 1954 during the battle of Shintoblerone.

According to studies by a team of medical exorcists working for the Ministry Of Occult Manipulation Of Objects, an estimated 23.84% of newborn infants in maternity wards are replaced with possessed baby dolls before leaving hospital.

The rest are exchanged in their cots at home.

In 1896 palaeontologists discovered compelling evidence that prehistoric therianthropomegafauna celebrated Midwinter festivals, when a cave painting was unearthed showing a weremammoth, woolywererhino, giant weresloth & other palaeolithic werebeings conducting a ritual ice dance.

Nowadays children leave a carrot out on Christmas Eve then listen for the sound of jinglebells & a clip-clopping of reindeer hooves upon the rooftops.
But in Victorian times kiddiwinks left raw meat then hid in terror as roofs collapsed beneath the weight of angry polarbear paws.

Many over-excited & anxiously expectant young children find it impossibly hard to settle in their cosy little beds on the night of Christmas Eve.

With very good reason.

To sleep?
Or not to sleep?
That is the question.

For in our darkest Christmas dreams, what toys may come...?

In 1889 children in France were reliever to learn that Père Noël would henceforth be adopting the fashion for reindeer set by his American counterpart Santa Claus & British incarnation Father Christmas, prior to which unwary tots were pressganged into pulling his sleigh each year

In 1952 the Snowgolem of Prague yet again re-manifested, this time after a heavy snowfall in Idaho.
This was its 278th known reconstitution.
During its latest killing spree combat rabbis subdued the Snowgolem with QUAB balistic dreidels but not before 983 victims were slaughtered