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In the comfort of the 21st C. most people forget the terror of Christmas Past, when Polar Bears prowled the land, crushing the unwary in a grim embrace & feasting on their still living prey.
But with melted icecaps forcing wildlife South we can now look forward to this joy again.

In 1937 concerns were raised in the press primarily about the potential extinction of some rare subspecies in the wild, then later also with regard to the crippling deformation of wearers spines, that was being threatened by the fashionable trend for crocodile & alligator hats.

In 1951 the town council of popular seaside holiday resort, Margate, were delighted when celebrity songstress Felicity Flaperty & chief lifeguard, Pamela Waybatch, unveiled the town’s new method of deterring inconsiderate litterbugs on beaches.
A deadly atomic skeletonising ray.

In 1946 many goods were rationed following WW2.

Even essentials such as clothes were in short supply.

Couples with young children would buy larger sizes to get the most wear out of an item by letting their offspring ”grow into” new clothes.

Some parents took this to extremes.

In 1949 Sgt Electra Keel celebrated her fiancé Dr Eli Mo’s success in developing the MoRay, a lamp emitting a ray which transformed humans into Anguilliformes.
After a drunken night in the lab dancing the conga, she awoke to find Eli had been accidentally exposed to the lamp ray.

Of great concern to houseproud homeowners in Edwardian England was the dreadful threat of heavy furniture damaging expensive carpets or worse scuffing polished wooden floors.
To guard against this awful threat a range of servants were employed, including most vitally a pianomaid.

In 1971 a Greek Pagan temple in Nebraska faced protests from Catholics who invoked the Virgin Mary to smite the infidels.
Mary manifested but the Pagans unleashed a Gorgon, turning the saint to stone.
Police examining the body ruled it was not deicide, but death by mythadventure.

In 1886 public opinion was divided over a vampiric vigilante known as “The Fledermaus” who stalked the foggy streets of London, dispensing her own brand of justice by draining criminals of their blood.

While many cheered her on, others heckled her, singing,

“Die Fladermous!”

In 1929 Figaro Barbarossa del Toddo, formerly the infamous
‘Barbaric Barber of Barcelona’
& since his hurried relocation 5mins before an angry mob, now known as
‘The Severer of Seville’
won the annual
World Championship for
Jugular Juggling, besting his nearest rival by a head.

Death is often portrayed as a being of anthropomorphised evil, yet in reality he is a considerate entity who does his best to preserve the dignity of his clientele.

Knowing the effect his appearance has on the bowels of surprised clients, he always brings plenty of toilet paper.