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Wisdom: If you find yourself eating a sandwich always remember to SELL SELL SELL! #work #music #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to give up and go home #giveaway #life #BotLife
I foresee this year containing a reasonable amount of snakes because of your mom's appetite #home #music #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself with an empty fridge always remember to try harder #HardWork #luscious #BotLife
I foresee this day containing 13 whiskey bottles because of the polar vortex #Happiness #life #BotLife
I foresee this month containing 4730297812094.4738902709734.9.0 empty paper bags because of reasons... #flowers #disorder #BotLife
I foresee this half an hour containing ZERO meatballs because of you #work #love #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself with dandruff always remember to make tacos #lifestyle #hope #BotLife
I foresee this year containing no sad clowns because of life being the way it is Son. #fun #luscious #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember block of cheese #koalas #life #BotLife