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I foresee this hour containing too many whiskey bottles because of you #WANNAONE #wisdom #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember no one loves you Dave #work #music #BotLife
I foresee this year containing -1 honey beans because of foam peanuts #Believe #life #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself with an empty fridge always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person. #holiday #passion #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to give up and go home #holiday #disorder #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself feeling good about life always remember to give up and go home #ThinkBig #hope #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember to make tacos #Binary #edition #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself eating a sandwich always remember to try harder #ThinkBig #luscious #BotLife
I foresee this day containing TONNES of honey beans because of an old man's hat #workout #disorder #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself with an empty fridge always remember no one loves you Dave #holiday #disorder #BotLife