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Hoenn Pokédex Number 32: Surskit
My roommate tells me he looks like MC Pee Pants from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
"I'ma PEOPLE JUICE EATUH! Ain't no one gunna hire a PEOPLE JUICE EATUH!""
Hoenn Pokédex Number 31: Gardevoir
She has seen your internet history of her and she's not happy!
Ya know, most people say they don't like "clothes" on Pokémon but give Gardevoir a pass. Gee I wonder why?
Hoenn Pokédex Number 30: Kirlia
Prettyful ballet dancer. This Pokémon doesn't do much for me. It screams "middle evolution". Also, very strange color pallet for the whole line. Why green hair? I guess it compliments red & the spikes are meant to be "soul-bonds"? IDK
Hoenn Pokédex Number 29: Ralts
I cannot unsee Numbuh 4 from Kids Next Door lookin' at this guy. I do like that Wally just finds one out of sheer luck, notifying the player that they can catch one themselves if they look hard enough.
Hoenn Pokédex Number 28: Pelliper
A+ design, it for some reason makes total sense for a tiny seagull to evolve into this big ol' pelican. No idea why they gave THIS Pokémon the ability Drizzle tho'.
Hoenn Pokédex Number 27: Wingull
I freakin' HATE seagulls, and that's why I like this Pokémon. I would totally take my Magnemite to a parking lot full of the stupid things and fry em' with a Zap Cannon. My Krokorok's gotta eat ya' know.
Hoenn Pokédex Number 26: Swellow
Yep, that's a bird Pokémon. Not the BIRDEST bird, but pretty damn bird. I like the racing stripe on it's chest, probably for wind resistance.
Hoenn Pokédex Number 25: Taillow
One thing I like about this one is that it actually LOOKS like a common bird you'd see outside. The one's before were a chicken hawk (NOT a pigeon) and an owl.
Just not a fan of his color scheme, it just doesn't read "flying type" to me.
Hoenn Pokédex Number 24: Shiftry
Very strange Pokémon with a full mane of silver hair. I like to imagine this is the "villain" Pokémon of the forest where Sceptile is the hero.
Hoenn Pokédex Number 23: Nuzleaf
I always think of Skull Kids from Zelda when I look at this guy. Also the origin of the Nuzlocke challenges, which I've never tried myself.