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DAY 9: MOUNTAIN CAMEL. The Mountain Camel is a rare species of camel who have wandered their way to the mountains, with the mountain's high pressure, their hump grew to immeasurable sizes, making them more like mountain themselves! Other mountain adjustments include large tooth.
Day 8: LEVITATING VAULT. The Levitating Vault is an entity often found in hedge mazes, trying to find tired and lost travelers to steal the belongings of and keep them in it's mouth forever. The combination is always a Levitating Vault's birthday, meaning they never celebrate.
DAY 7: NOWALL. Nowall is a creature of dark matter who wanders around the streets of big cities, looking for people to trick or scam into giving him their souls. He makes big profit off of reselling the souls to the soulless for twice the price.
DAY 6: MAGNETIC DEMON. From the most metal parts of Hell, the Magnetic Demon uses it's powers of magnetism to greedily hoard and take all metal objects it can find. Those who try to stop the demon from stealing are often last found as mangled corpses in unprepared.
DAY 5: MOONBORN WANDERER. The Moonborn Wanderer is a being born from the space rocks and celestial energy the moon hold. They spend their days wandering from planet to planet, aimlessly floating throw space. They are said to have their own gravitational pull and are mini planets.
DAY 4: QUEEN LAMPION. The Queen Lampion is a mysterious creature that uses a large ceramic appendage to lure in prey with the light particles it keeps within its blood stream. In the morning, it burrows under ground, digesting all those poor souls who got caught in the night.
DAY 3: BYTEBOYS. You know when people say computers and TV is made by programming? Wrong, computers and TV is made by trying to guide these creatures named Byteboys into the proper spots to make what we want happen. They run quite quickly and mentally are about 4 years old.
DAY 2: THE FITNESSTAUR. A minotaur who, after digesting several workout VHS tapes and DVDs, became a work out sensation across the world making fitness tapes of his own. Work those legs! Work those muscles! Run like you're being chased by a mad bull through a maze!
DAY 1: ESCAPING EYE CONVICT. The Escaping Eye Convict broke out of Eye Jail after commiting the Eye Crime of trying to get a bionic robot eye. He is now on the run with a special made eye-and-chain(?) made to slow him down and yell deep insults at him while he runs.
Happy birthday to one of my best friends in the world, @ThePhoboMeat! May you have a good year, buddy!