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DAY 24: LURE CHET & UNNAMED BUSINESSMAN. Lure Chet is a creature that grows a natural creature for bugs to eat, and in term, for Chet to eat. Eventually, though, a dry patch reached and the creature grew into a successful businessman. Chet is proud but wishes he could leave.
DAY 23: HEAVILY MODIFIED MALFORMED CHICKEN. A malformed chicken that was found thrown out behind a barn by some science dudes, and was tossed through some heavy science metallic stuff. The outlet friend who follows the malformed chicken's name is Davey-3.0.
DAY 22: NAZAL CAPTIVITY. The Nazal Captivity is a rare parasite that starts off as a small, nose-shaped, bump on your leg, until it eventually grows into something much worse, even giving you a virus that replaces all your limbs with extra noses. The nose can grow up to 200000ft.
DAY 21: PLANET WACKYMIN. Planet Wackymin is a strange case. He is a person with a bizarre, sentient planet with a couple of orbiters to boot. All of the living face countries on Wackymin also all contain minuscule creatures and cultures. hitting this man would kill millions
DAY 20: SMARTICUS COMMUNICLUS. Ol' Communiclus over here is an alien invader known for his incredibly large intelligence and weird metal pants! He uses the big metal hat that's drilled into his brain to send a constant stream of info to that little spaceship next to him.
DAY 19: BRANDON AND THE BACK BURSTER. Brandon was once abducted by aliens who stuffed some weird things into his back, The Back Burster being one of them. Brandon, despite losing some blood and a rib, seems to be more annoyed than suffering from these bizarre circumstances.
DAY 18: PATCHWORK PROWLER. This was once a normal fella like you or me, but most of its body got burned off and didn't have the money to pay the medical fees. So then it decided to frantically steal patches of people's skin and patch together whatever it could find and make due.