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Dy 28: LENGTHY EVOLVING BEING. The Lengthy Evolving being is constantly growing, and never stops, regardless of how little its next form makes sense. This creature's dna never knows what turn or form to take with its evolution, leading it to become a mangled, poor, creatures.
DAY 27: MOUNTAIN DWELLER. Mountain Dwellers a tall, goblin type creatures who are common to mountains located in Germany. There are many obscure legends about them pushing over climbers, stealing their lunches, and calling them adopted. None of these legends are true.
DAY 26: OOEY GOOEY GARRISON. Ooey Gooey Garrison is a sauve, confident, news reporting pile of gunk and goo at Channel QW. He may be sauve, but since no one wants slime stuck to them no one wants to make physical contact with him. He is so darn charismatic though!
DAY 25: SOCKO'S WANDERIN' SHOP. Egg Bombs, 4.99$. 3 Cheese Pizzas, 12.99$. A Big Gumbo, a big penny. Parasites, 49.99$. Dunston Checks In on DVD, 30.99$. Blueman, 32.36$. Human Heart, 0.99$. Bootleg Hulk Hands, 1.99$. Australian Booze, 79.99$. Sentient Store Juice, Out of stock.
DAY 24: LURE CHET & UNNAMED BUSINESSMAN. Lure Chet is a creature that grows a natural creature for bugs to eat, and in term, for Chet to eat. Eventually, though, a dry patch reached and the creature grew into a successful businessman. Chet is proud but wishes he could leave.
DAY 23: HEAVILY MODIFIED MALFORMED CHICKEN. A malformed chicken that was found thrown out behind a barn by some science dudes, and was tossed through some heavy science metallic stuff. The outlet friend who follows the malformed chicken's name is Davey-3.0.
DAY 22: NAZAL CAPTIVITY. The Nazal Captivity is a rare parasite that starts off as a small, nose-shaped, bump on your leg, until it eventually grows into something much worse, even giving you a virus that replaces all your limbs with extra noses. The nose can grow up to 200000ft.
DAY 21: PLANET WACKYMIN. Planet Wackymin is a strange case. He is a person with a bizarre, sentient planet with a couple of orbiters to boot. All of the living face countries on Wackymin also all contain minuscule creatures and cultures. hitting this man would kill millions