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Happy New Years, puke apes. Key is about 65%-68% done, and I plan to get a lot more done this year. I'm not gonna act like I can say any date of completion in good faith, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel a little giddy being more than 50% the way done. Happy 2022!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!: THE KING OF HALLOWEEN. Many moons ago, The King of Halloween, father of The Boy of Halloween, was falsely locked deep underground by an extreme religious group for "promoting a false king." But know, as a gift to the boy, The Queen has broken the king free!
Day 30: THE ULTIMATE SKELETON. 2 years, 2 years in a row The Penultimate Skeleton has been defeated. How can he protect Halloween like this? Enough of that. After some long training, deep thinking, and divine intervention, I hope your ready to face THE ULTIMATE SKELETON at last!
Day 29: HEAD TRAUMA PSYCHIC. Ever since old reptile Wanda Bean had that odd rock fall from the sky and lodge it's way into her skull, she has both gained psychic powers and is now forever immortal. She now uses her time to collect rare jewelry and piss off teenagers.
Day 28: THE JUDGE. The collector of souls, the big man of souls, the friend of the flyers. This fella judges new souls and decides if they deserve their wings. Are you worthy? Or do you leave a big turd in the toilet without flushing? You know what you did. And so do you.
Day 27: MASTER OF MATTER. With one hand, he endlessly destroys matter with a powerful eraser, in the other, he can endlessly create matter, but he really uses it just to make sandwiches. He holds so much power over everything that a sun and a moon has grown to revolve around him.
Day 26: LUMBERING WATERTOWER. A terrifying creature that relies on water for it's vitals, if it makes contact with blood of any kind, it's legs will absorb the blood and convert it into water. This beast has been known to go on rampant killing sprees in order to always be full.
Day 25: MUSCLE MAXIMUS. One pound of stem cells mixed with quarter pound of muscle milk! This foul beast is so driven by it's muscle-bound roots that even the sight of seeing someone who isn't muscular pisses it off so much that it will BEAT the muscle into you! MORE PUSH UPS!!!