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Day 28: THE JUDGE. The collector of souls, the big man of souls, the friend of the flyers. This fella judges new souls and decides if they deserve their wings. Are you worthy? Or do you leave a big turd in the toilet without flushing? You know what you did. And so do you.
Day 27: MASTER OF MATTER. With one hand, he endlessly destroys matter with a powerful eraser, in the other, he can endlessly create matter, but he really uses it just to make sandwiches. He holds so much power over everything that a sun and a moon has grown to revolve around him.
Day 25: MUSCLE MAXIMUS. One pound of stem cells mixed with quarter pound of muscle milk! This foul beast is so driven by it's muscle-bound roots that even the sight of seeing someone who isn't muscular pisses it off so much that it will BEAT the muscle into you! MORE PUSH UPS!!!
Stan and Morie, near the end of their long tabletop journey with the boys, with their final designs. Those 2 fellas.
Day 24: POTTHEAD. Exactly what it sounds like. A ceramic lackey of an eldritch god that forces itself onto the skulls of the unexpecting antique collectors, forcing them to do ritualistic dances to raise the power of the overlord!... What do you mean that's not how it sounded?!
Day 23: SATAN'S DAD. "Ooohh, I remember back in the days when Satan committed his first sin! THE first sin! My son has committed the worst sins! I have photos all about it! I remember back in the year 102 where Satan invented Wrath..." He'll go on to you about the sins for hours.
Day 22: THE SKY'S SKIN. You ever go on a long plane ride, it's real late at night, and you just see a house move past your window, while everyone is asleep so you have no one to talk about to? You must've thought you were seeing things. Your flight won't last much longer, soon.
Day 21: TUNNEL MASTER. The Tunnel Master is a foe that can only be seen from the side, as seeing it from the front would kill you instantly. People often drive by it in dark tunnels, not really knowing what they saw. Most people want to fight it as this is a very malicious being.
Day 20: SHELFT. This guy has a shelf for a head! He often roams the land looking for dirty bottles to use it's tongue to lick the bottles clean. The more bottles that are put in it's head, the more powerful it will grow. Doctors are working on a math equation to gauge it's power.
Day 19: NIGHTMARE IN A CAN. Concealed within a cursed tin can, an ever growing, ever forming nightmare beast froths with rage! Once freed, it often hides in it's tin shell and waits. Waits until someone comes along. Would be a real shame if that person's worst fear popped up huh?