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isn't it kind of weird that Tetsuya Nomura drew exactly one set of character art for one video game in this very specific and iconic art style and then literally never drew anything like this for the rest of his career
I really miss the golden age of gaming when games were just like "okay, you are a cute girl with no pants; we don't have much time to explain, but take our word for it that you're the most badass motherfucker in the universe; now go defeat a vaguely magitek-looking evil wizard."
#Loutenreck:
Now, since DQ is the precursor formula from which nearly all later JRPGs derive, deconstructions of the game are not uncommon. Just about every modern isekai anime, manga or light novel that isn’t just cribbing from MMOs or otome games is riffing on the DQ1 formula.
Rimuru Tempest is the only exception to this rule and that's because Rimuru is deeply, deeply mistaken about how cis she is
Al-Cid Margrace has written multiple volumes on fucking and the sale of many of them is banned in most other countries.
(Larsa owns them but isn't supposed to)
Final Fantasy X-2:
As basically "transitioned Squall Leonhart" with all the comparative well-adjustment that implies, Paine gets pussy like a grieving widower gets casseroles.
Don't even joke. Jecht has singlehandedly laid more pipe than the entire cast of FFVI combined.
If you interpret Kuja as having fucked a lot himself, Jecht is the ONLY one who eclipses him. Dude could fuck the whole Olympic Village and still have gas in the tank. MACHINE.
I'm going to have to insist that Zorn and Thorn do not fuck, on account of that I prefer they don't
Lani obviously fucks, are you kidding me? A scantily-clad big-tittied assassin-for-hire who uses a gigantic version of the magic axe from the series finale of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER? I shouldn't even have to say this