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Of the four Archfiends, only Barbariccia has definitively fucked. Scarmiglione wants it but can't have it, Rubicante scoffs at fucking as a distraction that creates weakness, and Cagnazzo SAYS he's fucked but every time he insists this he breaks into disturbing giggles
Fusoya is like "fucking? ah, yes, I have heard of this, the fucking."
Kain Highwind is much too much of a sadboi to fuck. He's like "fuck? How could I possibly fuck, given the enormity of my guilt?"
Sometimes he just stares dolefully at his penis.
Cloud of Darkness is like "foolish mortal. Your small and feeble minds cannot comprehend the true magnificence of the Void, so to sate your delusional craving for rationality, your mind's eye conjures the visage of one who fucks." She says this as she's fucking.
FINAL FANTASY III:
Onion Knights are a parthenogenetic species and therefore have no need to fuck.
Minwu is very invested in maintaining ambiguity about whether or not he fucks because he thinks it's an essential part of his mystique. "Have I fucked? Ohoho, what do you think~?"
In reality, he has fucked and it isn't very interesting.
Leon has not only not fucked but was so consternated by the ease and alacrity with which his sister fucks that he invented the entire concept of Dark Knights to have a platform to fully sublimate his angst
Put "Tactics" at the end of any word and it sounds like an extremely playable sleeper hit
proof-of-concept: