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@LMSBOSSY @PortyRosie @archers_fan2015 @sarah_mattocks Poor piggies. #TheArchers
@WinstonTexas @worcesteryokel @GreavsieE17 We discovered it at uni, me and my mate Franki.
(Prawn cocktail from the supermarket tub)
The Boursin helps keep the prawns on the cracker, and WOOF - down in one! #TheArchers
@19CEN @allthisandless 😂 FFTA = Fine for #TheArchers Otherwise, rip roaring barmy!
@LMSBOSSY @allthisandless All right Edith, keep hold of your ‘accordioniste’ 😉 #TheArchers
@GirlsOwn ‘Seriously Gertrude, you’re not fooling anyone with your pseudo pious pilgrim hat. The whole congregation clocked you lifting the vicar’s robes with your umbrella.’ #GirlsOwnCC