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What do you call a charismatic horseman? The centaur of attention. #dnd (art by #SergeyBanityuk)
Did you hear about the aarakocra that became a high priest? He was a cardinal. ⛪️ #DND #dungeonsanddragons
I married a dwarven adventurer. Turns out she’s a gold digger. ⚒ #DnD #Dwarf (art by #GraceLiu) #DungeonsAndDragons
Her plan was to sacrifice us in her temple, but we had ALTER-native plans. #DnD (art by #FaribaKhamseh)
Even some bards who are classically trained have no idea how to conduct themselves. #DnD #DnD5e (artby #TonySart)
My wandering orc barbarian was a real meanderthal. #DnD #Orcs (art by #MilanNikolic)
If you think dragons are too large to be pets you just need to scale down. 🐉 (This one is to redeem myself to @LeeshaHannigan and showcase some of the outstanding art in their portfolio) #DnD
People told me my pride would be the death of me. I was finally eaten by lions. 🦁 #DND (art by Sandara)
The high priest said I would screw up the ritual spell because of my lisp. It was a real slap in the faith. #DnD
Two weeks ago I asked the priest for a deafness spell and I haven’t heard from her since. #DungeonsAndDragons