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Why don’t Kenku gather in large groups?
Because it would be attempted murder.
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Art by #KiraLNguyen
The DM said I was paralyzed for 2d6 rounds.
I rolled a high nummer
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Art by @Josuoh
Fighting defensively is like deodorant.
People who need it never use it.
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art by #DarrenTan
I was arrested for stealing a Legand Lore scroll.
I said “I can explain everything”
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art by @VargasNi
How do you approach a redheaded barbarian?
Gingerly
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Art by #GoodnameStudio
The bard gave me some inspiration.
It was sound advice.
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Art by #NatoyanPyo
What do you give a hell hound?
Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog! 🌭
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Art by #JoshuaRaphael
I broke my bow string on a crit fail and now I have to trouble shoot it. 🏹 🎯
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Art by #PrzemekKozłowski