PaladinDadさんのイラストまとめ

Someone stole the wheels off my wagon.

I working tirelessly to catch the thief.

#DnD #dnddadjokes #ttrpg art by #GustineSalomon

I like the view from the rear of the boat. But folks say I have a stern look.

#dnddadjoke #dungeonsanddragons Art by @underpalewater

When selecting a patron

the warlock pulled a mussel
🐚 🦑

#DnD #Cthulhu #greatoldone art by #Inshoo

What do you call it when you mix a #beholder and a T-Rex?

An eyesaur 👁 🦖

#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #MTGDND #mtg art by #LarsGrantWest

Why did the Drider take a nap?
He was feeling DROWsy 🕷 💤

#dnd #dnddadjokes #dnd5e art by #JodieMuir

I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my warhammer.

I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my warhammer. 🕷

#dnd #dnddadjokes #ttrpg art by #DzhovannaSallama

Did you hear about the dragon that choked on a shoe while swallowing villagers whole?

It was a real clog. 👞

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Art by @DarekZabrocki

Why do mindflayers all look the same?

They are itenticle 🐙

#DnD #DndDadJokes #ttrpg art by #AlexSturdee

Got ambushed by a dragon and had to wyrm my way out of it.

#dungeonsanddragons #dnddadjokes Art by @saeed_ramez

What do Paladins put in their drinks?

Just ice

#dungeonsanddragons #dadjoke art by @lolesromero