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Errrr... @PandaAndy_ I think that drink should have been dumped. You look fairly... devilish after drinking that.
Hey, put that pitchfork down! put you tail down!
Okay, now you're just being overly bashful, stop it before I have to grab a broom! Gods I hope this isn't permanent
I'm worried about the new plague, but not worried enough to not be slutty.
This one is something that looks really important, but I'm worried about what it does. Ehhhh, anyone actually want to drink this? If not I'm dumping it out, cause I'm not leaving it in this weird ass bottle
Heh, so funny thing, @KodaTheBaer and @goodOlmeep, you two seem to be fused together and I don't have any kind of way to undo what those two potions did to you.
So good news, you two can become great friends, bad news your bodies will react to what the other feels. So sorry guys
Okay, this thing twitched when I pulled it out of the fridge. I'm not gonna be eating this.
Anyone brave enough to try it? I'm personally scared about my health, but... well... I'm curious about what this does. So um... #dailypotion
Huh, still more stuff in the fridge I don't remember buying.
Welp, who wants it? I'm dying to see what this one actually does.
Nuuuh... what happened last night? My head is pounding like crazy... lemme... lemme see if I took any photos last night, cause I can't remember a thing
Hey, @HungryVen, can... can you put the phone down for... Oh, I guess you're not listening to me now... hmmm, that potion did a number on ya.
Guess the extra stuff I added to it in my stupor made you a bit... blond. And slim. Let me see if I can go find an antidote real quick.