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So, this is a bit awkward, there was some potion left over in the last 17 bottles you guys drank, and... well... I can't pour it down the drain. Who wants to help me clean out what's left?
Oh no... THAT IS WAY MORE POTENT THAN IT SHOULD BE!
Out! OUT OUT OUT! You're gonna fill this place up with eggs @PandaAndy_! Just, Just out back and we'll sort this out! I can make an antidote, you just have to get your egg filled ass out of here before you fill my shop up!
Errrr... @PandaAndy_ I think that drink should have been dumped. You look fairly... devilish after drinking that.
Hey, put that pitchfork down! put you tail down!
Okay, now you're just being overly bashful, stop it before I have to grab a broom! Gods I hope this isn't permanent
I'm worried about the new plague, but not worried enough to not be slutty.
This one is something that looks really important, but I'm worried about what it does. Ehhhh, anyone actually want to drink this? If not I'm dumping it out, cause I'm not leaving it in this weird ass bottle
Heh, so funny thing, @KodaTheBaer and @goodOlmeep, you two seem to be fused together and I don't have any kind of way to undo what those two potions did to you.
So good news, you two can become great friends, bad news your bodies will react to what the other feels. So sorry guys
Okay, this thing twitched when I pulled it out of the fridge. I'm not gonna be eating this.
Anyone brave enough to try it? I'm personally scared about my health, but... well... I'm curious about what this does. So um... #dailypotion
Huh, still more stuff in the fridge I don't remember buying.
Welp, who wants it? I'm dying to see what this one actually does.