Futurama Quotesさんのイラストまとめ

You can't own property, man.

I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

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20 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles!

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24 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Space Pilot 3000!

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Ugh! It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.

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So what's your problem?

Not enough... uh…

Memory?

Oh, great. Now I remember that word but I forgot my wife's face.

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Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester?

Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.

Mathematics of wanton burrito meals. I'll be there!

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So I ask you, as a friend, won't you stop this deal?

Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas.

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I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

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Hello, Fry. Remember me from Baywatch: The Movie?

Uh...

It was the first movie to be shot entirely in slow-motion.

It hasn't been made yet.

Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar?

Nope.

Crap!

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I gotta say I'm really enjoying the day out with you people.

Hey, a suicide booth! So long, suckers.

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