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TV audiences don't want anything original. They wanna see the same thing they've seen a thousand times before.
What you talkin' 'bout, Fry?
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And that'll allow Bender to feel other people's emotions?
Yes. If by "allow" you mean "force".
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Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two.
It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.
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I'm as worthless as this trash can.
You think I'm as worthless as you? Try catching garbage in your head and raising six kids, you dumb townie!
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Oh, dear. They'll be killed on our doorstep. And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
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Oh, get off me, you parasitic lamprey!
Oh, sure, you need all your blood.
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Um-- Uh-- Sign it to Melllvar. Melllvar has three "L's".
I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell Melllvar.
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Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid…
I had more, but you go ahead.
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